This just in: Dog hypnotised by Christmas bagel

This just in: Dog hypnotised by Christmas bagel

I was definitely the right way up when I took this. What could it mean?!

I was definitely the right way up when I took this. What could it mean?!

I didn’t know celebrities could see out of their photos. Oops.

I didn’t know celebrities could see out of their photos. Oops.

Get an early night

Wake up at 11:30pm

Note to self:

Stop breaking your own penis.

New Films 23/11/2012

The House I Live In (The House In Which I Live*)

End Of Watch

Silver Linings Playbook 

You have to do it running but you do everything that they ask you to because you don’t mind seeing yourself in a picture as long as you look faraway

As long as you look removed

Because there are times when I’m almost not hideous…

Because there are times when I’m almost not hideous…

Mo money. Please?